To help Senator Tester celebrate his 62nd birthday today, all are invited for a special soirée at Tester’s million-dollar “Cosmopolitan Castle” on Capitol Hill. The celebration will be a lovely evening among all of Tester’s best friends – including Hillary Clinton, Democratic party boss Chuck Schumer and the most expensive lobbyists in town!
As the Senate’s #1 recipient of lobbyist campaign contributions, the D.C. swamp is guaranteed to show up for Tester’s birthday blowout in droves, so be sure to RSVP early! Details are below.
WHAT: Jon Tester has made himself one of Washington D.C.’s ultimate insiders – it’s only fitting his birthday celebration will be the swamp’s party of the year! Tester is requesting all his favorite Washington liberals and political insiders join to toast another year of obstructing President Trump.
WHERE: Senator Tester’s show-stopping million-dollar “Cosmopolitan Castle” on Capitol Hill.
WHEN: August 21, 2018
SPECIAL GUESTS: Tonight’s celebration will feature Senator Tester’s best bud, Hillary Clinton, whom he endorsed and said was the “most qualified candidate” for President. Guests can also expect an appearance from Tester’s Democratic party boss Chuck Schumer and fellow D.C. millionaire Claire McCaskill. Schumer, McCaskill and Tester are long-time friends who became close on their luxurious $15,000 vacation to Cancun and became even closer working in unison to stonewall President Trump’s agenda.
IN LIEU OF GIFTS: The Tester campaign is welcoming all contributions from lobbyists. Tester didn’t get to be #1 in lobbyist contributions for nothing!