Kander’s statewide selfie tour spanned six days, which you never would have known if the candidate hadn’t posted a series of uncomfortable photos in which he desperately tries to unwind the perception that he’s far more comfortable rubbing elbows with lobbyists than he is talking to Missouri voters.
Even though the tour amounted to the sound of one hand clapping, it still gives us plenty of material for a caption contest. Submit your captions to @NRSC on Twitter with the hashtag #CandidKander. Here are a few to get started:
Going to stand here until midnight…just in case they turn into lobbyists.
Is the panda outside? Do you think he can see me?
Jason’s self-produced indie album drops next week.
Want to hear about my F rating from the NRA? Where are you going?
Will you be my friend?