In Governor Gridlock Maggie Hassan’s announcement video, she brags that she "held the line against an income or sales tax. We balanced the budget." However, New Hampshire has a law requiring a balanced budget.
— NRSC Republicans (@NRSC) October 6, 2015
So, we were wondering… **if Governor Gridlock was willing to take credit for following that law, what laws could *you* brag about following?**
— NRSC Republicans (@NRSC) October 6, 2015
We put together a list of things you could just as easily take credit for achieving:
1) Thanks to Governor Gridlock, you could take credit for **stopping at stop signs!**
— NRSC Republicans (@NRSC) October 12, 2015
You can take complete credit for keeping the roads safe by stopping at a stop sign. Even though it’s already a law, feel free to tout your strong record of braking at these important road signs.
2) Thanks to Governor Gridlock, you could take credit for **paying taxes!**
— NRSC Republicans (@NRSC) October 6, 2015
Did you pay taxes this year? Way to go! You can take total credit for paying taxes and making a contribution to the United States government. We’re sure you would’ve paid them even if it *wasn’t* a federal crime not to.
3) Thanks to Governor Gridlock, you could take credit for **not stealing someone else’s identity!**
— NRSC Republicans (@NRSC) October 6, 2015
Not participating in identity theft is something people should be proud of – even if there *is* a law against it! If you’ve never committed identity theft, be sure to brag to *all* your friends about your bold anti-identity theft stance.
4) Thanks to Governor Gridlock, you could take credit for **crossing at crosswalks!**
— NRSC Republicans (@NRSC) October 6, 2015
It takes true bravery to cross in a crosswalk. If you’ve followed this law, you definitely have bragging rights to your staunch opposition to jaywalking. Despite clear jaywalking laws, you’ll still get all the credit!
5) Thanks to Governor Gridlock, you could take credit for **gravity.**
— NRSC Republicans (@NRSC) October 6, 2015
Every time you jump and come back down, you’re following the *Law of Gravity.* It may be science, but why not take complete credit for it? If Governor Gridlock can take credit for following laws, you should, too!
— NRSC Republicans (@NRSC) October 6, 2015
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