Privileged Patrick Murphy has a lot of reasons to wish Tom Murphy a happy Father’s Day – 500,000 of them in this campaign alone. On top of the $550,000 for Privileged Patrick’s first run for office. And the seven-figure stake in the family business Tom Murphy gifted to his son. And the elite boarding school. And the mansion on Fisher Island. And the polo matches. And so on.
So just in case Privileged Patrick was too busy inflating his resume to get Daddy Murphy a Father’s Day card, we made one for him:
Happy Father’s Day. Keep the checkbook open.