As you may have heard, John Hickenlooper has found himself in hot water over ethics complaints for accepting special favors from campaign donors. Despite taking nearly $100,000 from a 9/11 economic recovery fund for his own legal defense, he’s now refusing to appear at a virtual ethics hearing.
Here are the top 10 things John Hickenlooper would rather do than take responsibility for betraying the people of Colorado:
10. Taking driveway basketball with kids way too seriously
he really thought he did something here
pic.twitter.com/Dgm6VQinoj— HARD FACTOR (@HardFactorNews) May 20, 2020
9. Take family members to adult films
Never forget that John Hickenlooper accidentally took his mom to see “Deep Throat.” pic.twitter.com/jYPuEdhen6
— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) May 12, 2019
8. Gawk at “breathtaking” female senators while forgetting their names
7. Struggle with technology in primary debates against Andrew Romanoff
CRINGE ALERT: Maybe if @Hickenlooper hadn't skipped 19 forums he'd be better at this? Time to go back to Chuck's basement, bud. #COSen #copolitics pic.twitter.com/IEUVphssfq
— Senate Republicans (@NRSC) May 15, 2020
6. Fight back against.. capitalism?
The Democrat Party has decided being a capitalist is bad. Watch @Hickenlooper move closer to @AOC's wing of the party (⚠️ Warning: cringeworthy content ahead.) pic.twitter.com/c8vphQM7M7
— Senate Republicans (@NRSC) April 9, 2019
5. “Jump from one crowded field to another”
NEW VIDEO: When @Hickenlooper announced he was accepting defeat in the Presidential race he expected a coronation for the Colorado Senate primary.
His fellow Democrats have made it clear they’re not going down without a fight. #COSen #COpolitics pic.twitter.com/VZKrFXsGVb
— Senate Republicans (@NRSC) August 23, 2019
4. Play hide and seek with the media
.@Hickenlooper is dodging reporters' questions about his ethics investigation… are you mad they aren't protecting you like you specifically requested?? #COSen #copolitics pic.twitter.com/t5bqnTlaz4
— Senate Republicans (@NRSC) November 22, 2019
3. Wrestle rambunctious teens with differing views (Sunrise Movement protestors)
Gov. Hickenlooper thinks he can get away with suing his own constituents AND still get enough support to run for congress.
No one who would put people's lives at risk for the sake of helping big oil execs deserves to be in office.
We demand better. pic.twitter.com/vmbbCjWXNh
— Sunrise Movement 🌅 (@sunrisemvmt) January 27, 2020
2. Share TMI details of his romantic history
1. Write his own bizarre songs and then sing them off key on a banjo
🪕🗳️📬🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/HvJq3xUIGg
— John Hickenlooper (@Hickenlooper) May 11, 2020